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Is this for you southern folks who cant strike up a conversation at a bus stop so you have to go online to chat to strangers?!
Me I'll talk to anyone
and sometimes they reply to me..
<Pogle in troll mode>I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostIs this for you southern folks who cant strike up a conversation at a bus stop so you have to go online to chat to strangers?!
Scary people on there....
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am lost
You: well what can you see ?
Stranger: big ben
You: NO WAY
You: I can too
Stranger: yes but i need to get to a police station
You: well there must be one around somewhere...
You: why do you need a police station
Stranger: quick i'm being followed
You: hide in a doorway
Stranger: people are compaining against bombs here
You: oh they're always doing that in london. its a real pain.
You: always shouting about somethign
Stranger: they are telling me to take the one on my chest off
You: no - leave them on!
Stranger: the police are chasing me
Stranger: can you hide me
You: they'll probably give you a slap with their big batons.
Stranger: i am not into that i just what freedom
You: I think you're living in the wrong country then
Stranger: they wont let me stay in the country
You: solution right there then isnt it!
Stranger: they want me to go home
You: where is home ?
Stranger: Namibia
You: Do you want to go to Namibia ?
Stranger: no i will be killed for leaving
Stranger: no one will talk to me
You: thats pretty harsh
Stranger: help me plaese
You: sure! how can i help you /
Stranger: hide me
You: where ? In my house ?
Stranger: i can work for money
Stranger: i just need to get free
You: Depends how much yuo're willing to pay ?
Stranger: what do i have to pay for
You: Well groceries, and clothes and stuff, they aint free mr!!
Stranger: i will work
You: what can you do ?
Stranger: anything i work hard for money
You: There's a song like that.
You: Come along to my house and I can give you some work
Stranger: i used to be int army aganist my will and had to get away
Stranger: what work
You: Are you any good at cleaning ?
Stranger: yes i can do that
Stranger: where are you living
You: well I do need a cleaner
You: i live in london
Stranger: i am lost not knowing where to go
You: ok well you said you can see Big Ben ?
Stranger: yes
You: and can you see the river ?
Stranger: i am by a big river
You: that answers that then
Stranger: across the bridge from big ben ant the people protesting
You: are you at a WiFi hotspot ?
Stranger: i must be am on laptop but dont under stand how it works
You: I'm not sure either. I think it involves coal somehow...
Stranger: was given it by the man and told to wait here
Stranger: he told me to hide
You: "the man" ? Who is this man ?
Stranger: he is a man from Namibia
You: I thought YOU were the man from Namibia! This is all very confusing!
Stranger: I drove a lorry here with him and delivered a trailer to dover then he brought me here
You: Ahhhh - couldnt get across the channel due to the blockades!
You: Those pesky frenchies!
Stranger: blockades?
Stranger: i have been here three days
You: Oh....have you not heard about them ?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: okay, are you man or woman?
You: man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I'm Spartacus
Stranger: no i'm spartacus
You: Okay then, I'm SASguru
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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