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    Chatting to strangers...

    http://omegle.com/

    Paste any good convos?
    The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.

    #2
    haha, bit weird but cool.... another something to pass the time during the day!

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      #3
      agree - weird but cool... good way to waste time

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        #4
        Just weid!
        Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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          #5
          Is this for you southern folks who cant strike up a conversation at a bus stop so you have to go online to chat to strangers?!

          Me I'll talk to anyone
          and sometimes they reply to me..


          <Pogle in troll mode>
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

          Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pogle View Post
            Is this for you southern folks who cant strike up a conversation at a bus stop so you have to go online to chat to strangers?!
            Yes - exactly!!

            Scary people on there....

            Connecting to server...
            Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
            You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
            Stranger: i am lost
            You: well what can you see ?
            Stranger: big ben
            You: NO WAY
            You: I can too
            Stranger: yes but i need to get to a police station
            You: well there must be one around somewhere...
            You: why do you need a police station
            Stranger: quick i'm being followed
            You: hide in a doorway
            Stranger: people are compaining against bombs here
            You: oh they're always doing that in london. its a real pain.
            You: always shouting about somethign
            Stranger: they are telling me to take the one on my chest off
            You: no - leave them on!
            Stranger: the police are chasing me
            Stranger: can you hide me
            You: they'll probably give you a slap with their big batons.
            Stranger: i am not into that i just what freedom
            You: I think you're living in the wrong country then
            Stranger: they wont let me stay in the country
            You: solution right there then isnt it!
            Stranger: they want me to go home
            You: where is home ?
            Stranger: Namibia
            You: Do you want to go to Namibia ?
            Stranger: no i will be killed for leaving
            Stranger: no one will talk to me
            You: thats pretty harsh
            Stranger: help me plaese
            You: sure! how can i help you /
            Stranger: hide me
            You: where ? In my house ?
            Stranger: i can work for money
            Stranger: i just need to get free
            You: Depends how much yuo're willing to pay ?
            Stranger: what do i have to pay for
            You: Well groceries, and clothes and stuff, they aint free mr!!
            Stranger: i will work
            You: what can you do ?
            Stranger: anything i work hard for money
            You: There's a song like that.
            You: Come along to my house and I can give you some work
            Stranger: i used to be int army aganist my will and had to get away
            Stranger: what work
            You: Are you any good at cleaning ?
            Stranger: yes i can do that
            Stranger: where are you living
            You: well I do need a cleaner
            You: i live in london
            Stranger: i am lost not knowing where to go
            You: ok well you said you can see Big Ben ?
            Stranger: yes
            You: and can you see the river ?
            Stranger: i am by a big river
            You: that answers that then
            Stranger: across the bridge from big ben ant the people protesting
            You: are you at a WiFi hotspot ?
            Stranger: i must be am on laptop but dont under stand how it works
            You: I'm not sure either. I think it involves coal somehow...
            Stranger: was given it by the man and told to wait here
            Stranger: he told me to hide
            You: "the man" ? Who is this man ?
            Stranger: he is a man from Namibia
            You: I thought YOU were the man from Namibia! This is all very confusing!
            Stranger: I drove a lorry here with him and delivered a trailer to dover then he brought me here
            You: Ahhhh - couldnt get across the channel due to the blockades!
            You: Those pesky frenchies!
            Stranger: blockades?
            Stranger: i have been here three days
            You: Oh....have you not heard about them ?
            Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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              #7
              weird

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                #8
                Stranger: hi
                You: hi
                Stranger: okay, are you man or woman?
                You: man
                Your conversational partner has disconnected.

                The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                  #9
                  Stranger: hi
                  You: Hi, I'm Spartacus
                  Stranger: no i'm spartacus
                  You: Okay then, I'm SASguru
                  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

                  Gas masks don't fit snails...

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