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Birthday Presents.

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    Birthday Presents.

    So today being my birthday and all. I thought I'd tell you all what I got

    Wife - 19" TFT - Very useful
    kids - Sock etc - Very useful
    Mother in law - Woolen Tights - WTF - I'm a bloke !!
    Father in law - Sent text's from your land line - Un-useful
    Mother - Cash - Very useful
    Brother in law - Shirts - Useful
    Sister - Nothing - Haven't spoken for months

    How do I feel ?

    Older !!
    Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

    #2
    Socks...Sock....Socks????

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      #3
      well next time try here.....BTW find the binary watch very good!!


      http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/index...94530E76F65CE9
      SA says;
      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      (whatever these are)

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        #4
        Happy Birthday wc2!

        "Woolen Tights", that really is extremely worrying, still, look on the bright side, Christmas is coming, and that's her present sorted out!
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          I've always found a dead cat in a box makes a particularly suitable present; one for the kids to enjoy.

          For Christmas I have asked the wife to buy me a dead monkey in a clown's costume. I will call him Roger and take him to meetings with me.
          Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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            #6
            perhaps the tights are like the ones builders wear in winter. You know, the ones with the extra appendage room!!!?

            Older and ...well, just older!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by WageSlave
              I've always found a dead cat in a box makes a particularly suitable present; one for the kids to enjoy..
              Great for teaching Schrödinger's cat to the kids.

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                #8
                When I was younger there were always lots of dead cats by the side of the road. Now I haven't seen a cat road kill for yrs.

                Anyone got any explanations?

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                  #9
                  Cats have evolved.

                  Cats now learn at cat school how to cross the road.

                  Or you don't notice any longer.
                  Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                  threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn
                    When I was younger there were always lots of dead cats by the side of the road. Now I haven't seen a cat road kill for yrs.

                    Anyone got any explanations?
                    Dunlop Announce Vulcanised Rubber Shortage - New Natural Product Found
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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