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    Recession proof jobs

    Apologies if this has already been done


    Debt collector
    Clerk in a job centre
    Loan shark
    Security guard





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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    undertaker

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      #3
      Mp
      Cats are evil.

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Apologies if this has already been done


        Debt collector
        Clerk in a job centre
        Loan shark
        Security guard
        My Plan B ....thats me sorted....

        Add 'Doctors/GP' in that list too

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          #5
          Whore
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            #6
            Redundancy/downsizing consultants



            Had them in at ClientCo recently to cull the permie's in a 100% legal fashion.


            They don't have that hassle with contractors...

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              #7
              Funnily enough I've got a mate who I thought was sack-proof - he worked for the Insolvency Agency...he got the bulet last month - I was astonished!!
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Funeral Directors.
                Pawn Shop Attendent/Owner.
                Insolvency/Employment Solictors (not the others, they are out).

                and the best

                FAT CATS

                As they always get the CREAM!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  Funnily enough I've got a mate who I thought was sack-proof - he worked for the Insolvency Agency...he got the bulet last month - I was astonished!!
                  Well I guess "sack proof" isn't quite the same as recession proof. Was he cr@p or was it genuine redundancy

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    Funnily enough I've got a mate who I thought was sack-proof - he worked for the Insolvency Agency...he got the bulet last month - I was astonished!!
                    Tell him to look here

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