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Interesting gents visit……

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    Interesting gents visit……

    Off-shore guy next to me unbuckles his belt and drops his kecks when at the pot.

    He was a very large looking guy as well.

    Try doing your business with that distraction!!

    Expecting another facilities sign – we already have one asking people to void urine only in the pots (as somebody creped in one the other week)…….

    This is a very interesting office……..

    #2
    Off-shore guy

    This must win the politically correct word of the day.

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      #3
      Wiiilllllllmssssssssssssssllllloooooooooooooooow!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by basshead View Post
        Wiiilllllllmssssssssssssssllllloooooooooooooooow!!
        nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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          #5
          I dont understand....are you saying that he took his pants down in order to stand next to you and have a wee at the urinal?!!

          Didn't his pants drop to the floor and get covered in p1ss?
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            I dont understand....are you saying that he took his pants down in order to stand next to you and have a wee at the urinal?!!

            Didn't his pants drop to the floor and get covered in p1ss?
            Contrary to popular belief, not all gents toilet floors are covered in piss.

            SA, you should get out more!

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              I dont understand....are you saying that he took his pants down in order to stand next to you and have a wee at the urinal?!!

              Didn't his pants drop to the floor and get covered in p1ss?
              Exactly what he did.

              They were kind of draped around his haunches as opposed to the ankles, which looks like a well practiced art.

              Not enough to avoid the cress though sadly......

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                #8
                Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                Exactly what he did.

                They were kind of draped around his haunches as opposed to the ankles, which looks like a well practiced art.

                Not enough to avoid the cress though sadly......
                Maybe he's taken a shine to you Wilmslow. Did you give him the 'come on'?
                I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                  #9
                  He's hanging out with the big nobs now




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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    I dont understand....are you saying that he took his pants down in order to stand next to you and have a wee at the urinal?!!
                    Wilmslow paid him a tenner then squatted down on the floor for this bloke to piss on him!

                    All the rage in suburbia!

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