My wife was waiting to use the ladies'. When a cubicle became she free, she went in - and found the seat up...
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy wife was waiting to use the ladies'. When a cubicle became she free, she went in - and found the seat up...I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light. -
Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy wife was waiting to use the ladies'. When a cubicle became she free, she went in - and found the seat up...If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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Originally posted by pmeswani View PostWas she really expecting the seat to be down? The cheek of the lady.
Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy wife was waiting to use the ladies'. When a cubicle became she free, she went in - and found the seat up...Still InvoicingComment
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Originally posted by Francko View PostSwitzerland is SO exciting. Anything can happen...
What I don't get about women and toilet seats is why it is us blokes who are supposed to put the seat down. Why can't women lift the seat when they finish? As I said to my wife, if you don't want it covering in pi55 lift it up.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy wife was waiting to use the ladies'. When a cubicle became she free, she went in - and found the seat up...Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostWhat I don't get about women and toilet seats is why it is us blokes who are supposed to put the seat down. Why can't women lift the seat when they finish? As I said to my wife, if you don't want it covering in pi55 lift it up.
Still sleeping on the sofa then??Comment
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Originally posted by pmeswani View PostWas she really expecting the seat to be down? ...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYes - it's the ladies toilet.
If I was desperate for a pi$$ It could be covered in bright geen paint for all I care!
It has never crossed my mind that the seat would be up 'cos a bloke had used it. Anyway I have used the gents toilets - many times, the queues are always much smaller.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by Pogle View Post
If I was desperate for a pi$$ It could be covered in bright geen paint for all I care!
It has never crossed my mind that the seat would be up 'cos a bloke had used it. Anyway I have used the gents toilets - many times, the queues are always much smaller.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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