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Official CUK "I am safe from swine flu" thread

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    Official CUK "I am safe from swine flu" thread

    Post here only if you have taken necessary precautions.

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Post here only if you have taken necessary precautions.
    I've shot the pig.
    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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      #3
      I've stopped pigging out as a precaution.
      Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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        #4
        I`m wearing girlfriends tight g-string thong over my head when I go out.......couldn`t find a surgical mask....I go out often now

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          #5
          They may have to cancel the FA Cup Final this year, if it gets worse. One sneeze from Lawrenson and the whole stadium Kops it..
          Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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            #6
            I plan to kiss every warthog I see, even the ugly ones.

            That way I'll acclimatize myself to their germs and get a head start on all those mugs who will no doubt try and avoid sneezing pigs.
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #7
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              I plan to kiss every warthog I see, even the ugly ones.
              Start here then: http://tinyurl.com/a6gak (NSFW)

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                #8
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                I plan to kiss every warthog I see, even the ugly ones.
                So, tell me again, how did you meet your wife?

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                  #9
                  <darth vader inhale>

                  Get yer Tamiflu here. Guaranteed to be 110% effective.

                  <darth vader exhale>

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                    #10
                    Oink Oink!!

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