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Official CUK "I am safe from swine flu" thread
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Originally posted by AtW View PostPost here only if you have taken necessary precautions.Just call me Matron - Too many handbags -
I've stopped pigging out as a precaution.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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I`m wearing girlfriends tight g-string thong over my head when I go out.......couldn`t find a surgical mask....I go out often nowComment
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They may have to cancel the FA Cup Final this year, if it gets worse. One sneeze from Lawrenson and the whole stadium Kops it..Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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I plan to kiss every warthog I see, even the ugly ones.
That way I'll acclimatize myself to their germs and get a head start on all those mugs who will no doubt try and avoid sneezing pigs.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI plan to kiss every warthog I see, even the ugly ones.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI plan to kiss every warthog I see, even the ugly ones.Comment
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