Next time in a lift say to someone "after you" when the door opens : even if not their floor.
I did today and they fell for it
I did today and they fell for it
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nice one
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Those old lift jokes are the best. Can't beat them for entertainment. Farting loudly is also good for a laugh in the lift. You see, you can try pretending it was not you - even though you are the only one in the lift. Works better if there is another person in there to share the joke. And with 3 or more persons the cat is really amongst the pigeons as everyone is acting innocent - including the guilty one.
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Even better if you can get them to go in the non-stopping lift to floor 60 when they only meant to go to the 1st floorOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostNext time in a lift say to someone "after you" when the door opens : even if not their floor.
I did today and they fell for it
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When at UBS I saw lift doors were closing so barged in. 2 people already inside : they were going to 7(top floor) and I pressed 2. Other people came in pressing 4, 5, 6. They said "oh well at least we dont stop at 1 or 3".Originally posted by SantaClaus View PostEven better if you can get them to go in the non-stopping lift to floor 60 when they only meant to go to the 1st floor
Someone got in at 1 going to 3. Made my day.....Comment
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Another good one...
When in a lift made by the company Schindler..point this out to everyone.
'Look - it's Schindler's Lift'
Absolutely kills them it does!
Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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I do that....Originally posted by Bear View PostAnother good one...
When in a lift made by the company Schindler..point this out to everyone.
'Look - it's Schindler's Lift'
Absolutely kills them it does!
I feel so ashamed!B00med!Comment
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AOLOriginally posted by Bear View PostAnother good one...
When in a lift made by the company Schindler..point this out to everyone.
'Look - it's Schindler's Lift'
Absolutely kills them it does!Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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