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    Anorexic failure

    Just had a lovely fish and chip supper, following a programme yesterday I am trying my best to feel guilty about it.

    Failing miserably - maybe I should try harder and get a beer from the fridge.

    And there's no way I'm going to waste it by puking.

    So it looks as if I'm going to have to continue with my boring normality, no telly stardom for me...
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

    #2
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Failing miserably - maybe I should try harder and get a beer from the fridge.
    Bring me one while you at it too...

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      #3
      Got any peanuts?

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        #4
        hold on, I'll have a look...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          You?
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            #6
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

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              #7
              A fine figure of a woman!
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                A fine figure of a woman!
                crowd
                Me, me, me...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                  We should encourage this sort of thing. There will come a time when we will harvest them for food.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Just had a lovely fish and chip supper, following a programme yesterday I am trying my best to feel guilty about it.

                    Failing miserably - maybe I should try harder and get a beer from the fridge.

                    And there's no way I'm going to waste it by puking.

                    So it looks as if I'm going to have to continue with my boring normality, no telly stardom for me...
                    I heartily recommend Fish'n'Chips. We're doing some nice Cod this weekend.
                    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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