Time travel opportunity

[TheRefactornator]

A little something TheRefactornator Enterprises has been working on is now ready for launch. All contractors in CUK that want to get on board the time machine for immediate warp to a miriad of time space continuums are very welcome to sign up, providing you are able to supply at least two good references.

Current destinations being served include:

• Back to when I realised I had first developed bi-polar depression caused by NuLab shenanigans "to put things right with a kalashnikov"
• Back to kick Adolf in the knacker
• Back two weeks to Mexico with fistfull of beechams
• Back to last summer when contracts were worth more than now having to work for £5.88 p/h in maccie d's / your local B&Q
• Back to Stonehenge / Pyramids / Great Wall of China and all those other really old things when they were getting built to see if they really did use JCBs
• Forward to next week to see if that interview you have been promised has really happened or if you just got shafted again by the pimp for the 10th time this continuum..
• Forward a month to check if India, Pakistan, Afghanistan and China are completely decimated by swine flu..if not decimated at this time then step forward in weekly increments until they are actually wiped out
• Forward until the "age of austerity" is over
• Back to murder whoever invented the term "age of austerity"

All other suggested destinations are welcome from fellow CUK time travellers.

[AtW]

Kalashnikov is overrated, I'd take M4 SOCOM any time...

[xoggoth]

Kick Adolph in the knackers? You mean knacker?

[TheRefactornator]

Kick Adolph in the knackers? You mean knacker?

You're right - hang on I'll just jump in the time machine and fix that typo

[SantaClaus]

New Liebour already invented time travel, it's called BN66.

[Troll]

A little something TheRefactornator Enterprises has been working on is now ready for launch. All contractors in CUK that want to get on board the time machine for immediate warp to a miriad of time space continuums are very welcome to sign up, providing you are able to supply at least two good references.

Current destinations being served include:

• Back to when I realised I had first developed bi-polar depression caused by NuLab shenanigans "to put things right with a kalashnikov"
• Back to kick Adolf in the knackers
• Back two weeks to Mexico with fistfull of beechams
• Back to last summer when contracts were worth more than now having to work for £5.88 p/h in maccie d's / your local B&Q
• Back to Stonehenge / Pyramids / Great Wall of China and all those other really old things when they were getting built to see if they really did use JCBs
• Forward to next week to see if that interview you have been promised has really happened or if you just got shafted again by the pimp for the 10th time this continuum..
• Forward a month to check if India, Pakistan, Afghanistan and China are completely decimated by swine flu..if not decimated at this time then step forward in weekly increments until they are actually wiped out
• Forward until the "age of austerity" is over
• Back to murder whoever invented the term "age of austerity"

All other suggested destinations are welcome from fellow CUK time travellers.

30 AD and check out JC
65 million years to see wtf happened to the dinosaurs
1666 after the plague and buy up as much of what will become the square mile in London
1781 Yorktown with some serious weaponry to help Cornwallis
323 BC to meet up With Alexander the Great with some antibiotics

[HairyArsedBloke]

What if someone has already come back in time and this is the better alternative?

[AtW]

323 BC to meet up With Alexander the Great with some antibiotics

Tamiflu

[Troll]

Tamiflu

for Typhoid ?

[AtW]

for Typhoid ?