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Brewsters Bum. Part II

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    Brewsters Bum. Part II

    My cat Brewster-Roustabout, has done it again. Her bum fell out yesterday afternoon and the missus spent half an hour chasing her round the garden with a bloody tennis ball sticking out of her @rse.
    We have been giving her soft food and plenty of water, plus her meds, but she must have been straining too hard, this is the second time it has happened.
    The vets managed to push it back in and have stiched her ring-piece up, she will be home today. I asked the missus if it was time to do the decent thing and get the needle for her.
    Doesn't it get cold on the couch at 3am ?



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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    My cat Brewster-Roustabout, has done it again. Her bum fell out yesterday afternoon and the missus spent half an hour chasing her round the garden with a bloody tennis ball sticking out of her @rse.
    We have been giving her soft food and plenty of water, plus her meds, but she must have been straining too hard, this is the second time it has happened.
    The vets managed to push it back in and have stiched her ring-piece up, she will be home today. I asked the missus if it was time to do the decent thing and get the needle for her.
    Doesn't it get cold on the couch at 3am ?



    If you had piles would you like to be put down?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      If you had piles would you like to be put down?
      yes
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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        .........the missus spent half an hour chasing her round the garden with a bloody tennis ball sticking out of her @rse.
        ....................
        If I could just ask:
        What had the Mrs been upto to end up with a Tennis ball up her *rse?
        And why didn't she take it out before chasing the cat?


        t' bloody gramma on dis bord 'king sh*ite innit!

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          My cat Brewster-Roustabout, has done it again. Her bum fell out yesterday afternoon and the missus spent half an hour chasing her round the garden with a bloody tennis ball sticking out of her @rse.
          We have been giving her soft food and plenty of water, plus her meds, but she must have been straining too hard, this is the second time it has happened.
          The vets managed to push it back in and have stiched her ring-piece up, she will be home today. I asked the missus if it was time to do the decent thing and get the needle for her.
          Doesn't it get cold on the couch at 3am ?



          And this is from one of the contenders for Most Intelligent Poster on CUK. Says something about the competition
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            And this is from one of the contenders for Most Intelligent Poster on CUK. Says something about the competition
            The lack of empathy and sympathy on this board is staggering. Do you not realise that I had to sleep on the couch last night ?


            git



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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              The lack of empathy and sympathy on this board is staggering. Do you not realise that I had to sleep on the couch last night ?


              git



              You are lucky she is not divorcing you. Any man who tells the truth is asking for it.

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                  #9
                  Well if it's a cat surely it's destiny in life is to be Chinese food?

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                    #10
                    My lab has a dodgy back leg...after £6k in vet bill, 3 vets + consulting with some vet in Texas they still have no idea what to do.

                    He said about amputaion, but also mention it would be a further £2.5k!!!!!!
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