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    I always wanted to say that,
    thanks for listening



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    #2
    Thunderbirds are go!

    Dud,dud-dud,der, dud, dud,dud,dud-dud, der...

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Upgrade to DefCon III


      I always wanted to say that,
      thanks for listening



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        #4
        Update!

        Someone sneezed in Maidstone. It's not certain whether they have flu, but Kent has been evacuated and sealed off. The ministry of defence has said that everyone will die for sure, but people should not panic.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          Someone sneezed in Maidstone. It's not certain whether they have flu, but Kent has been evacuated and sealed off. The ministry of defence has said that everyone will die for sure, but people should not panic.
          ok

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            ok

            Upgrade to DefCon IV
            I always thought it was

            Go to Defcon 3

            Note that Defcon 3 is ABOVE Defcon 4.

            Oh and roman numerals are not used

            Seen Wargames too many times...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Toastiness View Post
              I always thought it was

              Go to Defcon 3

              Note that Defcon 3 is ABOVE Defcon 4.

              Oh and roman numerals are not used

              Seen Wargames too many times...
              I haven't been so deflated on CUK since some git told me that f@nny batter is a form of snot





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                #8
                I am going to wait for defcon III.I to ensure all the bugs are ironed out...

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                  #9
                  I think the highest pandemic level is 6. What if flue alert/terrorist threat level/nuclear readiness al went to 6? 666 Aaaaaagh! The end of the world.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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                    #10
                    So, the world is going to end not with a bang, but a sneeze!

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