Which kind of woman should he be aiming for?
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29Sweet young innocent giggly girl, they can go on the voyage of sexual discovery together.3.45%1Older, kinder, understanding lady, who'll not laugh too hard at his fumbling attempts.10.34%3Big old mama with child bearing hips, make the beast with two backs.10.34%3Middle aged, speckie IT spinster. They'll feed the squirrels together blissfully ignorant ...17.24%5It's a big job, it'll take a professional. CUK do here we come!0.00%0AndyW in squirrel costume, red suspenders and the come and get me look.58.62%17Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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One with a pulse and under 65. We wouldn't want the poor dear to have a heart attack.I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Yes. Laughing and pointing.Originally posted by Churchill View PostCaused by what? Laughing?
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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snaw's juvenile obsession kicked in again
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Take it from someone that knowsOriginally posted by snaw View Post
; he is well past his first shag and he has no interest in starting with women.
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I'd have said that the pulse part should be on the nice to have list along with still warm!
At least dead girls don't say no so he should be onto a sure thing.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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get me some lube boy. I dried up in me seventies
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