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    Working a Broom

    I reckon most agents would have trouble getting a job as a road sweeper.

    They dribble a lot as well.

    Allegedly



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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I reckon most agents would have trouble getting a job as a road sweeper.

    They dribble a lot as well.

    Allegedly



    Come on EO, share with us. What happened? Name and shame mate.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Come on EO, share with us. What happened? Name and shame mate.



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        #4
        Oh I missed that. This is one of those pithy "similar-sounding-title-threads". Way over my head.

        I genuinely thought a pimp had f****** you off.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

          I genuinely thought a pimp had f****** you off.
          oh yeah, that as well
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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            oh yeah, that as well
            Karma restored.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              I reckon most agents would have trouble getting a job as a road sweeper.
              You could shove a pole up his arse and use him as a broom.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                They dribble a lot as well.
                OI !

                What you got against those of us that dribble?????

                It's our age. I give it an extra shake and some times wipe too.
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                  #9
                  Hey I'm dribbling at the moment - but I think its due to the vast quantity of voddi I've consumed
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                    Hey I'm dribbling at the moment - but I think its due to the vast quantity of voddi I've consumed
                    Just so long a you're dribbling back into the glass. Expensive stuff, vodka.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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