Sikh Police want bulletproof turban

**thunderlizard** · 8 May 2009, 15:56

They sure do. Very community-spirited and not afraid of a rumble under the right circs.

**Troll** · 8 May 2009, 15:57

but wouldn't it then cease to be a 'turban' and become a helmet?

**EternalOptimist** · 8 May 2009, 16:01

Why cant they wear false heads on top of their real ones made out of paper machier or something and top it off with an ordinary turban.

Then when the baddies aim at their heads with a table leg, or an Electrians Brazillian screwdriver, or something, hey presto, no harm done.

**sasguru** · 8 May 2009, 16:04

Originally posted by Troll View Post

but wouldn't it then cease to be a 'turban' and become a helmet?

A turbot is the solution.

**Troll** · 8 May 2009, 16:10

I wonder if God really looks down & gives a fook if you wear a skullcap,turban or hijab

**EternalOptimist** · 8 May 2009, 16:20

Originally posted by Troll View Post

I wonder if God really looks down & gives a fook if you wear a skullcap,turban or hijab

spot on.

And if the devil looks up , does he really care if you are wearing a mini skirt or a trouser suit

Sikh Police want bulletproof turban