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I think I am being persued

11 May 2009, 09:15

There's a guy at work who insists on walking to town with me at lunch times, he has never been married and lives with his mum.
Do you reckon I should give him the bums rush ?

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11 May 2009, 09:16

Before he rushes your bum?

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#3

11 May 2009, 09:18

Perhaps that is what he's after. Perhaps he wants to rub some of his hom made lovin' juice into you with his purple veined yogurt pump.

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11 May 2009, 09:18

Give him a hug

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11 May 2009, 09:20

Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

Perhaps that is what he's after. Perhaps he wants to rub some of his hom made lovin' juice into you with his purple veined yogurt pump.

phew is that all ? If its a sh@g he wants thats ok, just none of that hugging stuff. ok

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