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Leave it lad's, it's not worth it.

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    Leave it lad's, it's not worth it.

    Pope Benedict XVI has immediately plunged into Middle East politics on his arrival in Israel, calling for an independent Palestinian state to be established.
    OMG. If it's not bad enough with the Jews and the Muslims tearing into each other over Palestine/Israel whatever, the bloody Catholic church has now decided to wade in.
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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    I think he has more chance of getting the zionists to give up condoms than that he has of getting them to give up Jerusalem.
    The Mods stole my post count!

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      #3
      Ffs

      Fighting over who's got the best imaginary friend.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
        Fighting over who's got the best imaginary friend.


        Thats one way of putting it.
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #5
          Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
          Fighting over who's got the best imaginary friend.
          prophet.

          Technically, it's the same imaginary friend.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            prophet.

            Technically, it's the same imaginary friend.
            Heathen/Heretic/Unbeliver!* How dare you insult the Christian/Jewish/Muslim* faith!


            * Delete as appropriate
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              I wonder what his noodliness will say on this matter

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                #8
                Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                Fighting over who's got the best imaginary friend.
                WHS
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                  #9
                  Surely the answer is to give this land to those nice Buddhists and tell all the Christians, Jews and Muslims that this is what happens if they can't play nicely together.
                  Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    prophet.

                    Technically, it's the same imaginary friend.
                    Hang about, it's not one of atw's sockpuppets is it??

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