Anything to get me out of the house...
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Will test for coffee and free lunch
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostAnything to get me out of the house... -
Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostAnything to get me out of the house...
Been on the bench for long?I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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I've already tested the coffee. It tastes like silage smells.
I've also tested the free lunch. It fails, either on the free or the lunch criteria. Strangely, either condition can exist on it's own..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostAnything to get me out of the house...Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"
Originally Posted by Pogle
I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostGo down to the pub and do the Guinness vs Curry test
Originally posted by Rookie View PostGet yourself outside and enjoy the sunshine.
Been on the bench for long?ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostThis test intrigues me. Does it have the gruesome outcome I'm expecting?Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostDepends on the level of 'stress testing' you are prepared to do. I generally find the guinness wins but results can vary per individualI'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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My problem is demotivation. I am sat at home trying to go through old notes to dig out names and contact details of people I've worked with in the past. It is real slow work and soooo easy to get distracted. Like writing this post.
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