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    Wasn't me

    http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/article1166526.ece

    A guy tried to ride his bike down the stairs at the tube station.

    Video no doubt to be on YouTube shortly...
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

    #2
    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/article1166526.ece

    A guy tried to ride his bike down the stairs at the tube station.

    Video no doubt to be on YouTube shortly...
    "Jackass-cykelstunt". Very expressive.

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      #3
      Originally posted by expat View Post
      "Jackass-cykelstunt". Very expressive.

      That could make an interesting anagram...

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        #4
        Was he in a rush?
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          it seems alcohol is yet again a contributing factor to increasing the average IQ of the population
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #6
            I know someone that nearly fell out a stair well window doing this, 3 floors up.

            He ended up breaking both his arms falling of his bike coming down a set of stairs in the park. His gf had to wipe his arse for a week.

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              #7
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              I know someone that nearly fell out a stair well window doing this, 3 floors up.

              He ended up breaking both his arms falling of his bike coming down a set of stairs in the park. His gf had to wipe his arse for a week.
              You really find out how much you love someone when you have to keep their bum-hole clean for a week.
              Rather than await a cycling accident, me and the missus often have 'bum-weeks' when we practice the emergency care package arrangements.


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              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                Was he in a rush?
                Probably a Londoner on vacation...
                "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  You really find out how much you love someone when you have to keep their bum-hole clean for a week.
                  Rather than await a cycling accident, me and the missus often have 'bum-weeks' when we practice the emergency care package arrangements.


                  Long winter evenings sound fun in your house

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