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    The New Rules

    We clearly need some New Rules; the old ones aren't working.

    Please list your New Rules here.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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    #2
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    We clearly need some New Rules; the old ones aren't working.

    Please list your New Rules here.
    rule 1 - any politico who is crooked is barred from claiming expenses
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    rule 22 - All politicos are crooked





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      #3
      Do you mean for CUK or parliament?

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        #4
        Only 6 garments allowed in the changing room at one time.


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          #5
          Originally posted by Pogle View Post
          Only 6 garments allowed in the changing room at one time.


          HTH
          does a pair of socks count as 1 or 2 ?

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            #6
            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            does a pair of socks count as 1 or 2 ?
            I would say 1, as a pair of trousers is counted as 1 also
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              Only 6 garments allowed in the changing room at one time.


              HTH
              Including those you are wearing. And less than 6 is also not allowed.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Including those you are wearing. And less than 6 is also not allowed.
                There should be a least 1 blue item and 1 red item.
                I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  I would say 1, as a pair of trousers is counted as 1 also
                  what about a pair of shoes?
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                  Originally Posted by Pogle
                  I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM

                  HTH

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by tino View Post
                    what about a pair of shoes?
                    2 items. 4 items with laces.
                    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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