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    Jordan and Peter

    Why no comment on the story of the day? Jordan and Peter Andre splitting up.
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

    #2
    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    Why no comment on the story of the day? Jordan and Peter Andre splitting up.
    I'm far too upset about the whole sorry mess
    Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"


    Originally Posted by Pogle
    I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM

    HTH

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      #3
      A week or so ago she said "I guarantee we'll have another baby this year." If they've split up over her partying then surely getting preggers could be the saving grace! Although would you want to submit another kiddie to life with them!?!?!?!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Alf W View Post
        Why no comment on the story of the day? Jordan and Peter Andre splitting up.
        We're respecting their privacy as they requested.

        I wonder if they'll make a T.V. series about the break-up?
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Alf W View Post
          Jordan and Peter Andre splitting up.
          Who gets custody of the breasts?
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            #6
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Who gets custody of the breasts?
            They've been heading their separate ways for sometime now
            Originally posted by cailin maith
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Who gets custody of the breasts?
              At the risk of being derided for the obvious.....

              thats a couple of good points..... you've made

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                #8
                yet more magazines the other half will have to buy to read the "exclusive" interviews.

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                  #9
                  Reminds me of a Viz letter...

                  "Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's m!nge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?"
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Reminds me of a Viz letter...

                    "Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's m!nge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?"
                    Technically incorrect though. If memory serves she is a minge free zone. She has a badly tattooed heart where her minge should be.
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