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    Scenario: were testing basic functionality of an integration, a case/message is sent out from our end exactly as expected, works like a dream, gets to the integration platform/middleware and ends up at the clients system a completely unidentifiable message

    PM: ok, so we seem to be getting a lot of errors with [integration platform], maybe we should write down these errors so we can fix them a later date?

    <general muttering of agreement with embarrassed integration guys>

    PM: ok, so i think we should write this down, it is agreed.. Niko, could you write it down? ok, we will write it down. So, what shall we do now then? what do people think?

    FFS bunch of cowboys
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

    #2
    It not's still that "draw yourself a system" garbage is it?
    Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon

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      #3
      How's the hangover?
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Originally posted by TheRefactornator View Post
        It not's still that "draw yourself a system" garbage is it?
        Business Drum'n'Bass Mashups?
        I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Rookie View Post
          Business Drum'n'Bass Mashups?
          Yea system dev via etch a sketch
          Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon

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            #6
            yep, that's what were integrating to / the end system

            to make matters worse, the integration software, i believe, most likely came free with a packet of cereal

            ahh well, just 4 more weeks of this cr@p then the contract is over
            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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