I ran over a bird this mornig

[FSM with Cheddar]

Just needed to tell someone.

Sorry

[Moscow Mule]

Were you distracted by her short skirt and long legs?

[Pogle]

Just needed to tell someone.

Sorry

As in feathered kind? - if so, I know how you feel I hit a pigeon on the motorway once and felt awful about it, til I saw the dent it had made

What sort of bird was it was it small like a tit or larger like a crow?

[TimberWolf]

What sort of bird was it was it small like a tit or larger like a crow?

I don't think it could have been shaped like a small tit, as that is not a very aerodynamic shape, no wings etc.

[FSM with Cheddar]

It wasn't the long legged type.

But I think it was a bit of a tit.

It clearly misjudged trying across the road.

Perhaps natural selection will start to favour birds that can calculate the closing speed of car.

[oraclesmith]

Many years ago, I hit a bird whilst out driving in with my girlfriend. She was a bit upset about it because she said it's bad luck to kill a bird

She was even more upset when we got home and found the dead bird lying in state on the top of the bumper...

[BrilloPad]

Just needed to tell someone.

Sorry

What was wrong with your brakes?

[DaveB]

Travelling up and down to London on a regular basis by train you would often see pheasants mashed into the front couplings of the trains on arrival.

You have to drive a bit more carefully areound here in the spring as well due to the new bunnies hopping about who havnt figured out what roads and cars are yet.

[lightng]

Indeed.

I arrived at a client in Bristol to find a dead birdie stuck in the radiator grill...

It was a bugger to get out too...

brand new pencil case for my daughter

Recycle - Recycle - Recycle.

[Mich the Tester]

I helped a bird whose bicycle was damaged yesterday; the mudguard had come loose and jammed the rear tyre as she was cycling across the town square and I was enjoying a sandwich. She was very blonde and nubile and rather pleased that a chap got up to help. It’s a much better way to win birds and influence ladies than running them over.