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    Bad mother!

    Mrs BP put baby BP down for his sleep at 1pm. He screamed : but she wanted to make a phone call. 15 minutes later still screaming so went upstairs. Baby is puce with anger and sheet soaked with tears. She then realized that both "bedtime bears" were downstairs(we keep 2 so 1 can be in the wash).

    Takes bedtime bear to the baby : baby uses it to wipe away tears. Then falls straight asleep.

    Bad Mother!

    #2
    Kids today don't know they're born.

    TWO bears? I was lucky if I got a sackcloth to hold...
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      Kids today don't know they're born.

      TWO bears? I was lucky if I got a sackcloth to hold...
      <yorkshire>
      Sack cloth? Luxury! When I were a nipper we had to cuddle a rock.
      </yorkshire>
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Mrs BP put baby BP down for his sleep at 1pm. He screamed : but she wanted to make a phone call. 15 minutes later still screaming so went upstairs. Baby is puce with anger and sheet soaked with tears. She then realized that both "bedtime bears" were downstairs(we keep 2 so 1 can be in the wash).

        Takes bedtime bear to the baby : baby uses it to wipe away tears. Then falls straight asleep.

        Bad Mother!
        Where you there? Did you check?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          <yorkshire>
          Sack cloth? Luxury! When I were a nipper we had to cuddle a rock.
          </yorkshire>


          Aye, them were the days.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Where you there? Did you check?
            Of course not! I am at work! Someone has to bring home the bacon.

            If I was there I would have remembered. As I am the Greatest Of Dads. CUK says so..........

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              #7
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              <yorkshire>
              Sack cloth? Luxury! When I were a nipper we had to cuddle a rock.
              </yorkshire>
              A rock? A rock!

              Don't know you're born. When I was a lad it was a strand of barbed wire to "toughen yer up" as gramps used to say.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                <yorkshire>
                Sack cloth? Luxury! When I were a nipper we had to cuddle a rock.
                </yorkshire>
                [Northern Oik]
                Rock! You 'kin softie. When I were a lad we ad t' maak do wi' lump u coal - an we 'ad t' share that... 'n cos coalman only came once a fortnight that meant that every 'tother week we ad t' cuddle 'kin ash...
                [/Northern Oik]

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  [Northern Oik]
                  Rock! You 'kin softie. When I were a lad we ad t' maak do wi' lump u coal - an we 'ad t' share that... 'n cos coalman only came once a fortnight that meant that every 'tother week we ad t' cuddle 'kin ash...
                  [/Northern Oik]


                  I read that in my bestest lancashire accent....
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    A rock? A rock!

                    Don't know you're born. When I was a lad it was a strand of barbed wire to "toughen yer up" as gramps used to say.
                    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                    [Northern Oik]
                    Rock! You 'kin softie. When I were a lad we ad t' maak do wi' lump u coal - an we 'ad t' share that... 'n cos coalman only came once a fortnight that meant that every 'tother week we ad t' cuddle 'kin ash...
                    [/Northern Oik]
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


                    I read that in my bestest lancashire accent....
                    My work here is done
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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