Celebrity C**ts

[wurzel]

I seem to recall Viz used to do a section which invited readers to send in their experiences of brushes with rude, obnoxious celebrities.
Anyone got any good ones?

Here's mine for a starter:

Once in a pub in London and overheard some poor woman, who was obviously a bit star struck, go up to Angela Griffin at the bar and tell her how much she used to enjoy her performances in Coronation Street.

Response:

"Oh per-leeze! I've done so much since then..." <kisses her teeth in a Jamaican style> "...some people, honestly" and struts off.

What a horrible cow.

[Alf W]

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[TimberWolf]

Angela Griffin

Never heard of her.

Coronation Street.

Never watched it <shudder> Ditto for East Enders

[The Lone Gunman]

Robbie Coltraine.

This would have been mid eighties before he was well known.
He was having somethign to eat at the motorway services at Carlisle.
I was taking a bunch of Venture Scouts on a ski trip to Aviemore.
One of our lot, after waiting for him to finish eating wnet over to get an autograph.
"**** off darling I am trying to have my dinner in peace" was his response.
Nice chap.

[BrilloPad]

Once cornered Jonathen Aitken at a demo. He walked off.

Actually : cant say I blame him. But he is still a lying c**t.

[Menelaus]

Once met Michael Portillo (2000) at a reception in London; he was charming but told some of the most off-colour jokes I think I've ever heard.

Good chap!

[wurzel]

Never heard of her.

Neither had I until then when I made it my business to find out who the horrible cow was!

[Moscow Mule]

John Inverdale. Just a bit of a ***** really.

[Platypus]

Ben Fogle - met him once - very up himself and dismissive - total c**t

[cailin maith]

John Inverdale. Just a bit of a ***** really.

Gutted - I always thought he would be nice.