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    There is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.

    The CUK board apparently acts as a distraction, in terms of them not being able to face the true reality of their daily life.

    Masquerading as freelance computer consultants, the individuals involved hope to over throw modern civilisation by exhibiting their perversions within the context of their daily work.

    Many of their posts would be liable within the context of civil law, but the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.

    #2
    Originally posted by ancient
    but the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.
    And you'd prefer if they came to your house?

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW
      And you'd prefer if they came to your house?
      My house and my posts on this forum are clean, who are you afraid of?
      Last edited by ancient; 22 October 2005, 22:09.

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        #4
        Originally posted by ancient
        There is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.

        The CUK board apparently acts as a distraction, in terms of them not being able to face the true reality of their daily life.

        Masquerading as freelance computer consultants, the individuals involved hope to over throw modern civilisation by exhibiting their perversions within the context of their daily work.
        Have you ever sat on a train or somewhere and thought of all the lurid fantasies and secret impulses that go on in peoples' heads, and how shocking and appalling it would often be if one could read their minds?

        Well the nice thing about CUK is you don't have to be a mind reader
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #5
          Originally posted by ancient
          There is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.

          The CUK board apparently acts as a distraction, in terms of them not being able to face the true reality of their daily life.

          Masquerading as freelance computer consultants, the individuals involved hope to over throw modern civilisation by exhibiting their perversions within the context of their daily work.

          Many of their posts would be liable within the context of civil law, but the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.
          Oh, I get it... It's a plea for clemency!

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            #6
            Originally posted by ancient
            Many of their posts would be liable within the context of civil law, but the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.
            There is no anonymity on the web, and certainly not on this forum.

            The thing you have to remember about the CUK forum is that 99.9% of it is bluster. It's all an act and should never be taken seriously. There are a couple of regular posters on this forum I have concerns about, but as for the rest it's silly school boy sniggering.

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              #7
              Speak for yourself, sonny....
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                Originally posted by ancient
                There is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.
                Rumour? Oh dear (TM), you're new here, aren't you.
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cojak
                  Speak for yourself, sonny....
                  Ah, like the fair Nimue she appears, imparts her wisdom then with nowt but a ripple buggers off to who knows where.

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                    #10
                    I have no intention of surreptitiously taking over the world. You'll all know about it when I achieve total omnipotence!

                    Dunno what all the fuss is about, can't actually see what point is trying to be made here...

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