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    Swineflu escalates dramatically

    1,000 more swineflu have been confirmed in the past 24 hours. Now this really is getting out of control. Good luck folks !!

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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    1,000 more swineflu have been confirmed in the past 24 hours. Now this really is getting out of control. Good luck folks !!
    In the UK?

    Outside the UK dont count. What happens to johnny foreigner I dont care.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
      1,000 more swineflu have been confirmed in the past 24 hours. Now this really is getting out of control. Good luck folks !!
      Have a nice weekend. Panic monger.
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #4
        There hasn't been an epidemic in London for some time. In previous centuries it's wiped out large swathes of the population. People living in close proximity, popularity of public transport with poor ventilation, air recirculation in offices and on the tube. Doomed I tell ye!
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          I have three weeks supply of food and drink* in my nuclear bunker.

          *fondue and kirsch
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            CyberIdiot,

            I've heard installing wifi in your house prevents swineflu.

            In mexico they don't have much wifi, so that is why it spread so quickly.

            HTH
            Originally posted by cailin maith
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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              #7
              Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
              1,000 more swineflu have been confirmed in the past 24 hours. Now this really is getting out of control. Good luck folks !!
              I've got a cupboard full of TamiFlu and Relenza.

              The rest of you,

              I'll pickup your houses at auction after you go.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                I've got a cupboard full of TamiFlu and Relenza.

                The rest of you,

                I'll pickup your houses at auction after you go.
                Cannabis and Rizla
                Originally posted by cailin maith
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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