The speaker's replacement

[scooterscot]

It's a tough call I reckon it's between...

Brian Blessed "Gordon's alive" Order!

Billy Conelly "Oh hey comeon whit's the score here, you guys are just out of order hanging is too good for you, it's a good kick up the £$@£ you need"

Alan carr - "don't start me, bit$h"

[Cyberman]

No chance !! The speaker has to be a current 'sitting' MP.

Frank Field is my favourite.

[Doggy Styles]

Arsene Wenger: I did not see any expense claims.

John Lydon: F*** off the lot of you.

Barbara Windsor: Ooo, what a big mace you've got.

[The Lone Gunman]

OzzySHARRON!!!! They kids are arguing again. or OH god there's tulip everywhere.

[PM-Junkie]

Surely Harry Enfield as Loadsamoney is the most appropriate?

[Mich the Tester]

Johnny Vegas; ‘Order, order, booggah this let’s go down 't pub’

[Pogle]

Joanna Lumley would sort them out!

[The Lone Gunman]

Joanna Lumley would sort them out!

That is far too sensible and she is too nice to take control.

How about Hyacinth Bucket?

[Mich the Tester]

Joanna Lumley would sort them out!

Do you really want to see 600-odd fat middle aged blokes drooling and dribbling onto their laps?

[FSM with Cheddar]

Paul Staines

Order, Order

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