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    Things you here too often these days

    I'll start.


    'Oh hi, I was just on my way out'



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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I'll start.


    'Oh hi, I was just on my way out'



    He's on the other line - can I take a message?
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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      #3


      Things you hear too often these days
      Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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        #4
        I just need a couple of references
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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          #5
          Are you prepared to accept a rate of 30 euros per hour?
          Will you accept a permanent position with the client if things go well?
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            'There are currently 48 traffic jams in the Amsterdam region with a total length of 311 kms'
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              I have a role that you may be interested in…. (5 minutes of blurb) ….however he rate isn’t great.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                nothing to do with me!

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                  #9
                  fairness

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                    #10
                    Like instead of said
                    WHS
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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