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What's the crudest thread ever started on cuk?

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    #1

    What's the crudest thread ever started on cuk?

    I was driving home after a week of work in Knutsford, and while staring at a field full of frolicking fresians while stuck in a jam on the M6 just south of Sandbach was wondering this.

    Did anyone start a thread about something really crude once? My inner 10 year old wants a snigger.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.
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    Unfortunately if I repeated what was related in the crudest thread I ever started, this thread would instantly vanish, just as the original did.

    Let's just say it involved unisex loos
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      #3
      There was a link to a certain blog that contained a pictorial surprise I wasn't expecting.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        There was a link to a certain blog that contained a pictorial surprise I wasn't expecting.
        Goatse, tubgirl or 2 girls 1 cup?

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          #5
          Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
          Goatse, tubgirl or 2 girls 1 cup?
          Goddamit, my would be "did anyone ever knock one out at work" thread seems tame by comparison.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
            Goatse, tubgirl or 2 girls 1 cup?
            No not that bad.

            Lets just say a well know board member is a bit of an exhibitionist.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              No not that bad.

              Lets just say a well know board member is a bit of an exhibitionist.
              IMO it was a top effort!

              Alas the Lady it was intended for is a total nutter.........

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                IMO it was a top effort!

                Alas the Lady it was intended for is a total nutter.........
                Go on ....
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Go on ....
                  Surely you have hear of **** : she who must not be named?

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                    #10
                    Anyway : the crudest thread on cuk will be the one I start when I decide to get myself banned..........

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