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    Jokey....

    Two Indian druggies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.

    They're both in hospital. One is in a korma and the other has a dodgy tikka.

    #2
    Sorry, that's Phall.

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      #3
      Did your nan tell you that one?

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        #4
        Is it true that the only telly programs they get are Corri and ER ?
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          #5
          Thats as old as the hills.

          Have you tried the Tarka? It's a bit like Tika only otter.

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            #6
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            Thats as old as the hills.

            Have you tried the Tarka? It's a bit like Tika only otter.

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              #7
              Why was this not added to the joke thread? And why is this thread not in LR?

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Why was this not added to the joke thread? And why is this thread not in LR?
                Because it could be done under the Trades Descriptions Act on both counts!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by premiere View Post
                  Two Indian druggies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.

                  They're both in hospital. One is in a korma and the other has a dodgy tikka.
                  That's poor, and in the wrong section.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    Have you tried the Tarka? It's a bit like Tika only otter.
                    I used that on a date decades ago. Didn't work then either.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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