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    Peter Scudamore
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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    Peter Scudamore walks into a bar.

    The barman says "Sorry mate, I don't serve shorts".






    HTH
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      #3
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Peter Scudamore walks into a bar.

      The barman says "Sorry mate, I don't serve shorts".






      HTH
      Peter Scudamore and his horse walk into a bar. Barman says to horse: "why the long face? and what's that short twat having?"

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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