Someone just asked me if I miss England. Difficult one really, seeing as I have the feeling that the England I miss doesn’t really exist. I miss seeing good-soon-to-be-great bands in a pub or a club. I miss the English countryside, friendly pubs with good food, people battling on through life with humour and good cheer, going to the rugby and watching a first class game, having a pint or two and a bacon sandwich for under a tenner, a feeling of real freedom (what happened to that?) and well-mannered people. The Lake District, the Malvern Hills and so on.
Yes, I miss that kind of thing, but what would I find if I returned? On my last visit I got the impression that people have become more and more hurried and bad tempered, you can’t pick your nose without being entered into some government snot flickers database and taxed for it, rugby ‘clubs’ have become impersonal corporate entities with high ticket prices and stupid yankee names like ‘Sharks’, 'Warriors' and ‘Titans’ and the whole place seems to be full of authoritarian jobsworths with no care for the concept of liberty.
What good things are left for me to miss?
Yes, I miss that kind of thing, but what would I find if I returned? On my last visit I got the impression that people have become more and more hurried and bad tempered, you can’t pick your nose without being entered into some government snot flickers database and taxed for it, rugby ‘clubs’ have become impersonal corporate entities with high ticket prices and stupid yankee names like ‘Sharks’, 'Warriors' and ‘Titans’ and the whole place seems to be full of authoritarian jobsworths with no care for the concept of liberty.
What good things are left for me to miss?
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