Body Odour...

[AZZIK]

Really need to tell someone here (permy) that they stink badly...

Everyone notices, but no-one says anything. How does one tell someone that they punk??

[Cliphead]

To their face?

[Amiga500]

Really need to tell someone here (permy) that they stink badly...

Everyone notices, but no-one says anything. How does one tell someone that they punk??

Anonymous body odour email:

http://www.nooffenseoranything.com/bodyodor_email.html

HTH

[The Lone Gunman]

Place a bar of soap and a deodorant on their desk. Issue everyone else with clothes pegs and all put them on their noses when smelly git comes in.

[AZZIK]

Anonymous body odour email:

http://www.nooffenseoranything.com/bodyodor_email.html

HTH

Excellent, the wonderful www to the rescue...

[OwlHoot]

There are obscure medical conditions that prevent the body from breaking down certain enzymes (or make too much of them - I forget which).

These can result in someone smelling fishy or rank in some way, despite their best efforts to wash and deodorize etc, and I imagine might be a nice little earner for a victim who chose to sue the company or individual coworkers for harassment if soap and suchlike is left on their desks or they receive anonymous emails etc !

Mind you, it's far more likely the git in question doesn't wash, or cycles twenty miles into work and doesn't shower.

[Amiga500]

There are obscure medical conditions that prevent the body from breaking down certain enzymes (or make too much of them - I forget which).

These can result in someone smelling fishy or rank in some way, despite their best efforts to wash and deodorize etc, and I imagine might be a nice little earner for a victim who chose to sue the company or individual coworkers for harassment if soap and suchlike is left on their desks or they receive anonymous emails etc !

Mind you, it's far more likely the git in question doesn't wash, or cycles twenty miles into work and doesn't shower.

Wouldn't be very anonymous if they knew where they came from.

[suityou01]

Really need to tell someone here (permy) that they stink badly...

Everyone notices, but no-one says anything. How does one tell someone that they punk??

Young cocksure manager a couple of gigs ago was bragging about how well he handled the same situation by advising said smelly bastard to change his washing powder.

"This takes the person out of the problem as you are blaming their clothes and not them"

[Moose423956]

Wait for Secret Santa, slip an extra present in for them, maybe Lynx.

[PRC1964]

Build a replica of Stonehenge around his desk using air fresheners/deoderants and soap.

If he doesn't get the hint at least you'll have an interesting piece of "artwork" to look at.