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    #1

    Am I a perve?

    …Or do all blokes do this?

    When leaving the clients site there’s a good 5 minute walk to the car park, often there will be one or two rather attractive young ladies leaving at the same time.

    Is it wrong to slow down a little to let them go in front so I have something nice to look at whilst walking?
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
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    #2
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    …Or do all blokes do this?

    When leaving the clients site there’s a good 5 minute walk to the car park, often there will be one or two rather attractive young ladies leaving at the same time.

    Is it wrong to slow down a little to let them go in front so I have something nice to look at whilst walking?
    It's wrong if you don't.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      #3
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      …Or do all blokes do this?

      When leaving the clients site there’s a good 5 minute walk to the car park, often there will be one or two rather attractive young ladies leaving at the same time.

      Is it wrong to slow down a little to let them go in front so I have something nice to look at whilst walking?
      No.

      HTH

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        #4
        No - a perve would get his phone out and film it!





        Apparently!
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          #5
          Nowt wrong with that.

          I find it helps to do similar when shopping, though I once spent an hour looking for a tin of beans in tesco due to a particularly fine example of the female posterior.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #6
            I can't help but look back at attractive ladies as I'm walking down the street, often results in unwanted encounters with people and lamposts.
            Last edited by Amiga500; 29 May 2009, 11:02.
            You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
              Nowt wrong with that.

              I find it helps to do similar when shopping, though I once spent an hour looking for a tin of beans in tesco due to a particularly fine example of the female posterior.
              LOL, not just me then.
              You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Amiga500 View Post
                I can't help but look back at atrractive ladies as I'm walking down the street, often results in unwanted encounters with people and lamposts.
                You're well suited for a career in IT.
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by snaw View Post
                  You're well suited for a career in IT.
                  The subtelty of that gag was lost on me. I don't do this when with my girlfriend of course.
                  You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Amiga500 View Post
                    The subtelty of that gag was lost on me. I don't do this when with my girlfriend of course.
                    Well,

                    some men spot a hot chick, and play if cool and calm. Some other men (The IT variety, usually) spot a hot chick and proceed to walk straight into a lamp post ... you with me?
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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