Labour: working together for a better future

[minestrone]

Just got my letter through the door asking me to vote labour, it has a photo of Cameron on the front and it reminds me that the Torys did nothing to help in the last recession. Bit like the captain of the Titanic shouting "well they never had enough lifeboats on the Lusitania either"

I'm getting the garden hose ready for when they darken my door.

[BrowneIssue]

I'm getting the garden hose ready for when they darken my door.

The sun's out. They're banned, Shirley!

(Does Thames Water still use helicopters in the summer to go searching for sprinklers so they can nick people?)

[minestrone]

The sun's out. They're banned, Shirley!

Not in my part of Englandshire.

Water Cos are still public here, it costs us a fortune and we get crap quality water but keeps the lefties happy.

[minestrone]

BrowneIssue: is that not the Baxter Basics from the last viz?

[OwlHoot]

The sun's out. They're banned, Shirley!

(Does Thames Water still use helicopters in the summer to go searching for sprinklers so they can nick people?)

They could use satellites these days, to spot patches of grass that are too green.

[HairyArsedBloke]

I've had six leaflets from the .... wanting my vote.

Apart from nuLieBore and the Conservatives I've had:

The Christian Party
The Socialist Party
No2EU
WeCanEurope.org

They can all ......... off; I don't have a vote. (Well I could have but it would leave me open to other grief)

[BrowneIssue]

BrowneIssue: is that not the Baxter Basics from the last viz?

It's Baxter Basics MP in his 2nd home.