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Top 5 threads you DO NOT want to see

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    Top 5 threads you DO NOT want to see

    What is everybody's top 5 thread titles that would bring a chill down the spine.

    1... Hi It's AndyW, I'm back, the mods let me in.
    2... North Korea launches nuclear ICBM at UK.
    3... Piles, can anyone help, with pics.
    4... Timmy Mallet tops charts with re-release of Itsy Bitsy bikini song.
    5... Dollar and pound collapse. Country in anarchy. Martial law in force.

    So, what's yours ....
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Gordon Brown returned to power in suprise general election landslide victory.
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        Bluff your way in SAP: a VB programmer's guide

        milan

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          #5
          Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
          Bluff your way in SAP: a VB programmer's guide

          milan


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          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Who are you? You know a lot about the history of this site but haven't been here long!
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              Who are you? You know a lot about the history of this site but haven't been here long!


              Not a matured AndyW anyway. I know history because I ask questions. I thought some of the threads had become a little serious (including my own) and thought this might be a nice thread to see us through the rest of the weekend.

              Anyway, do you have something to say. If not, get orf my land!
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Tony Blair wins landslide election victory.

                Oops, we already did that one, sadly for the entire UK.
                Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
                Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.

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                  #9
                  SKA News
                  L**y's back!
                  Denny talks about why they're employment businesses and not agencies



                  I'd love to see Andyw back, purely for entertainment value
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                    SKA News
                    L**y's back!
                    Denny talks about why they're employment businesses and not agencies



                    I'd love to see Andyw back, purely for entertainment value
                    You're sick and should have yourself checked.

                    HTH
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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