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    The turd thread

    For those not wishing to discuss Big Brother this is a placeholder for a discussion of turds and all things fecal.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    I have just produced a particularly fine example which has superior looks and intelligence to the viewers and contestants of BB.

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      #3
      I've just dropped mine off in the Big Brother pool OMG go girl
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        For those not wishing to discuss Big Brother this is a placeholder for a discussion of turds and all things fecal.
        Juat as long as it stays clear of the Alabama Hot Pocket this time.

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          #5
          I'm bunged up at the mo' so nothing exciting to report. A strange feeling just came over me as I felt I was being probed by BB in the diary room. Oh I know what it is - we're talking about turds.
          Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon

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            #6
            I'm off for a dump and shall report afterwards.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Should we start a "Big Jobbies - Little Jobbie" Thread we could ask Russell Brand to present it......... Ooooops its been done

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                #8
                Guinness sludge this morning.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  My marks for this morning;

                  Size 9/10
                  Consistency and solidity 8/10
                  Stench 11/10

                  Perhaps helped by the braised beef and the second helping of bread and butter pudding from last night.

                  A good one.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    I have one of those German toilets that catches ones output on a sort of shelf (historic for tape worm). I had to flush twice this morning just to keep my feet on the floor.
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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