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    Gay penguins

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm

    FFS, what is happening to the world?

    #2
    The zoo flew in four females
    Suggests that there were no females around before that.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm

      FFS, what is happening to the world?
      T'was ever thus.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8081829.stm

        FFS, what is happening to the world?
        Honest policticians.
        France winning a war.
        Rich contractors from Swindon?
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #5
          The zoo flew in four females in a bid to get the endangered birds to reproduce - but quickly abandoned the scheme after causing outrage among gay rights activists, who accused it of interfering in the animals' behaviour.

          Judith: Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
          Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
          Reg: What's the *point*?
          Francis: What?
          Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
          Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
          Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #6
            Where are you gonna let the fetus gestate - are you going to keep it in a paper bag -or words to that effect

            LOVE that film
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

            Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
            CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              Where are you gonna let the fetus gestate - are you going to keep it in a paper bag -or words to that effect

              LOVE that film
              Spoilt by the alien spaceship scene IMHO - otherwise on a par with Holy Grail
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #8
                Three pairs of male penguins had been seen attempting to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring from stones.
                Don't know about you, but I can see the evolutionary advantage there!
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  I have a gay dog
                  Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                    I have a gay dog
                    Is he called Sparky and barks like George Clooney?
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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