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The Prime Minister’s first appearance

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    The Prime Minister’s first appearance

    Entry on Private Eye's Blog: The Prime Minister’s first appearance
    Dr Gordon Brown

    The new Labour member for Dunfermline East, Dr Gordon Brown, is typical of the brand of mediocre, middle-class careerists who make up an increasing proportion of the undistinguished lobby-fodder and whom Labour habitually returns from Scotland, though he has greater academic pretensions than most.

    Brown shot to provincial fame on being elected as Edinburgh University’s first student Rector in the late 1960s and ever since his ambition has outstripped his ability. Although, in a tribute, his old history tutor Dr Paul Addison has stated that Brown was “always more than a swot”, it appears that he lacked certain essential social graces. He never fully recovered from his rejection as suitor by the lovely Princess Marguerita of Romania (who works as a computer programmer in the University’s Computer Department) and ever since has devoted himself obsessively to his political career.

    Before becoming Labour’s Scottish Chairman (a meaningless appointment made on the “Buggins’ Turn” principle) Brown worked on a series of current affairs documentaries for Scottish TV which were so excruciatingly dull that he was mercifully taken off the air (he has two brothers in the Scots media).

    Once again he has been exceeding his limitations in his new role as a Scots lackey in the outer limits of Kinnock’s kitchen cabinet. A recent Sunday Times article which he had ghosted for the new labour leader had to be withdrawn as “hopeless” by Kinnock’s press officer, Patricia “Harpie” Hewitt.

    In June, Brown will enjoy a three-week CIA freebie trip to the USA (he will get $60 a day pocket money while out there.) Kinnock felt obliged to approve this unfashionable hostage to fortune because he himself had been on a similar trip some years ago.
    So it looks like all our troubles such as IR35, Bob Shawadiwadi, etc is all because of him being rejected by some european geek bird.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Entertaining, and congratulations on the first post for many a year not to mention the Civil Contingencies Act.

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      #3
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      Entry on Private Eye's Blog: The Prime Minister’s first appearance


      So it looks like all our troubles such as IR35, Bob Shawadiwadi, etc is all because of him being rejected by some european geek bird.
      There's some incredibly attractive Rumanian women out there. Probably high-maintenance though...
      Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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        #4
        Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
        Entertaining, and congratulations on the first post for many a year not to mention the Civil Contingencies Act.
        Such spiteful comments; I put it down to your jealousy of me and Atw having sex.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

        Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
        Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

        "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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          #5
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          Such spiteful comments; I put it down to your jealousy of me and Atw having sex.
          I really hope you mean something other than what I read that to mean..
          Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon

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            #6
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            Such spiteful comments; I put it down to your jealousy of me and Atw having sex.
            That wasn't spiteful, I was congratulating you.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MrMark View Post
              There's some incredibly attractive Rumanian women out there. Probably high-maintenance though...
              I don't think Romanian is spelt like that...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                I don't think Romanian is spelt like that...
                Silly me, I was thinking of the Romulans....
                Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  A common mistake.

                  The Romanians don't have such pointy ears though.

                  And their starships are uniformly crap.
                  The new Dacia X-Fighter

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