Self Preservation Thread

[Drewster]

Assumption 1 - I am not really Churchill
Assumption 2 - Churchill really is a 6' 8" Hairy Arsed* Biker
Assumption 3 - CM really exists (and is Totty**)
Assumption 4 - Churchill and CM really are an "item"

Should I change my name and leave the country?



* TM curtesy of HAB
** Totty not strictly required based on Assumption 1,2 & 4 (particularly 4)

[PRC1964]

Shouldn't this be a poll?

Anyway I thought you were AndyW.

Milan.

[Churchill]

Assumption 1 - I am not really Churchill
Assumption 2 - Churchill really is a 6' 8" Hairy Arsed* Biker
Assumption 3 - CM really exists (and is Totty**)
Assumption 4 - Churchill and CM really are an "item"

Should I change my name and leave the country?



* TM curtesy of HAB
** Totty not strictly required based on Assumption 1,2 & 4 (particularly 4)

I'm not a Biker.

The rest is pretty much spot on though.

Don't bother changing your name.

[The Lone Gunman]

Assumption 1 - I am not really Churchill
Assumption 2 - Churchill really is a 6' 8" Hairy Arsed* Biker
Assumption 3 - CM really exists (and is Totty**)
Assumption 4 - Churchill and CM really are an "item"

Should I change my name and leave the country?



* TM curtesy of HAB
** Totty not strictly required based on Assumption 1,2 & 4 (particularly 4)

He is a gentle giant with a sense of humour........................... so he probably wont kill you.



CM on the other hand.............................................. .

[Drewster]

Don't bother changing your name.

Oh Oh! That implies leaving the country is still "required"

[Churchill]

He is a gentle giant with a sense of humour........................... so he probably wont kill you.



CM on the other hand.............................................. .

I've got to go with your assessment there TLG...

[cailin maith]

CM on the other hand.............................................. .

is a crazy hormonal bird today.... you all might want to shut it

[Menelaus]

is a crazy hormonal bird today.... you all might want to shut it

And deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.

In ... and out.

In ... and out.

In ... and out.

Better?

[cailin maith]

And deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.

In ... and out.

In ... and out.

In ... and out.

Better?

ish!

[Churchill]

is a crazy hormonal bird today.... you all might want to shut it

And there Gentlemen, is where we see the violence inherent within the system!