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    The TV guide review for this film looks okay, but Mel Gibson is in it. Is it still worth watching?

    #2
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    The TV guide review for this film looks okay, but Mel Gibson is in it. Is it still worth watching?
    Yep, if you don't mind it being an M Night Shyte-alaman thing.

    Trivia: the first film I ever saw dubbed into Russian ... called Znameni

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      #3
      worst...film...ever...

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        #4
        Originally posted by shoes View Post
        worst...film...ever...
        Oh come on - there's a LOT of competition for that.

        I mean - anything with Tom Cruise in it for a start.

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          #5
          if it helps, Blue Velvet is on BBC2 @ 2315

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            #6
            An extraordinarily large amount of absolutely nothing happens in signs, you'll be annoyed you watched it as the credits roll.

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              #7
              Signs for Revalations
              • First Seal Christ conquers Satan
              • Second seal War
              • Third seal Hunger
              • Fourth seal Death by weapons, famine, evil men.
              • Fifth seal Religious persecution and tribulation for the word of God. Fall of Babylon the Great.This is where we are now in the timeline!
              • Sixth seal Signs in heaven. 144,00 sealed from 12 tribes of Israel. At this point in time the rapture occurs
              • Seventh seal At this point in time the mark of the beast becomes mandatory.

              Trumpets
              • First trumpet Hail and fire mixed with blood.
              • Second trumpet Great mountain burning with fire hurled into the sea.
              • Third trumpet Burning star falls from heaven. Water turns bitter.
              • Fourth trumpet Third of {sun, moon, and stars} are smitten.
              • Fifth trumpet Abyss is opened. Men harmed by "locusts".
              • Sixth trumpet Army of 200 million; 1/3 of men killed. At the end of the 6th trumpet the two witnesses are killed. Re 11:7
              • Seventh trumpet 24 Elders. God remembers the fall of Babylon the Great.

              Bowls of Wrath
              • First bowl An ulcer upon the men with the mark of the beast.
              • Second bowl All life in the sea dies. Sea becomes as blood.
              • Third bowl River and fountains of water become blood.
              • Fourth bowl The sun scorches men with fire.
              • Fifth bowl Kingdom of the beast becomes darkness. People bite their tongues in pain.
              • Sixth bowl River Euphrates dries up - preparation for Armageddon.
              • Seventh bowl At this point in time Christ returns to earth.
              • Battle of Armageddon defeat of antichrist.
              • Beast and false prophet seized and thrown into lake of fire.
              • Satan chained
              • Satan chained and thrown into abyss for a thousand years.
              • The First ResurrectionThose killed by the government of the beast are resurrected to spirit.

              Millennium Begins
              • The Millennium Government of Christ on earth with his saints for 1,000 years.
              • At the end of the Millennium, Satan is let loose for a short time; he again deceives humanity, and war ensues. The final defeat of Satan and his angels heralds the next event.
              • The 2nd Resurrection
              • White throne judgement. People are resurrected to flesh and judged according to their deeds.
              • New Jerusalem
              • God makes a new heaven and a new earth and brings New Jerusalem from heaven down to this new earth.
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #8
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                Signs for Revalations
                • First Seal Christ conquers Satan
                • Second seal War
                • Third seal Hunger
                • Fourth seal Death by weapons, famine, evil men.
                • Fifth seal Religious persecution and tribulation for the word of God. Fall of Babylon the Great.This is where we are now in the timeline!
                • Sixth seal Signs in heaven. 144,00 sealed from 12 tribes of Israel. At this point in time the rapture occurs
                • Seventh seal At this point in time the mark of the beast becomes mandatory.

                Trumpets
                • First trumpet Hail and fire mixed with blood.
                • Second trumpet Great mountain burning with fire hurled into the sea.
                • Third trumpet Burning star falls from heaven. Water turns bitter.
                • Fourth trumpet Third of {sun, moon, and stars} are smitten.
                • Fifth trumpet Abyss is opened. Men harmed by "locusts".
                • Sixth trumpet Army of 200 million; 1/3 of men killed. At the end of the 6th trumpet the two witnesses are killed. Re 11:7
                • Seventh trumpet 24 Elders. God remembers the fall of Babylon the Great.

                Bowls of Wrath
                • First bowl An ulcer upon the men with the mark of the beast.
                • Second bowl All life in the sea dies. Sea becomes as blood.
                • Third bowl River and fountains of water become blood.
                • Fourth bowl The sun scorches men with fire.
                • Fifth bowl Kingdom of the beast becomes darkness. People bite their tongues in pain.
                • Sixth bowl River Euphrates dries up - preparation for Armageddon.
                • Seventh bowl At this point in time Christ returns to earth.
                • Battle of Armageddon defeat of antichrist.
                • Beast and false prophet seized and thrown into lake of fire.
                • Satan chained
                • Satan chained and thrown into abyss for a thousand years.
                • The First ResurrectionThose killed by the government of the beast are resurrected to spirit.

                Millennium Begins
                • The Millennium Government of Christ on earth with his saints for 1,000 years.
                • At the end of the Millennium, Satan is let loose for a short time; he again deceives humanity, and war ensues. The final defeat of Satan and his angels heralds the next event.
                • The 2nd Resurrection
                • White throne judgement. People are resurrected to flesh and judged according to their deeds.
                • New Jerusalem
                • God makes a new heaven and a new earth and brings New Jerusalem from heaven down to this new earth.
                FFS I hope that was a copy-and-paste job I'd hate for someone to have to take time to write out this bollocks!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Troll View Post
                  Signs for Revalations
                  • First Seal Christ conquers Satan
                  • Second seal War
                  • Third seal Hunger
                  • Fourth seal Death by weapons, famine, evil men.
                  • Fifth seal Religious persecution and tribulation for the word of God. Fall of Babylon the Great.This is where we are now in the timeline!
                  • Sixth seal Signs in heaven. 144,00 sealed from 12 tribes of Israel. At this point in time the rapture occurs
                  • Seventh seal At this point in time the mark of the beast becomes mandatory.

                  Trumpets
                  • First trumpet Hail and fire mixed with blood.
                  • Second trumpet Great mountain burning with fire hurled into the sea.
                  • Third trumpet Burning star falls from heaven. Water turns bitter.
                  • Fourth trumpet Third of {sun, moon, and stars} are smitten.
                  • Fifth trumpet Abyss is opened. Men harmed by "locusts".
                  • Sixth trumpet Army of 200 million; 1/3 of men killed. At the end of the 6th trumpet the two witnesses are killed. Re 11:7
                  • Seventh trumpet 24 Elders. God remembers the fall of Babylon the Great.

                  Bowls of Wrath
                  • First bowl An ulcer upon the men with the mark of the beast.
                  • Second bowl All life in the sea dies. Sea becomes as blood.
                  • Third bowl River and fountains of water become blood.
                  • Fourth bowl The sun scorches men with fire.
                  • Fifth bowl Kingdom of the beast becomes darkness. People bite their tongues in pain.
                  • Sixth bowl River Euphrates dries up - preparation for Armageddon.
                  • Seventh bowl At this point in time Christ returns to earth.
                  • Battle of Armageddon defeat of antichrist.
                  • Beast and false prophet seized and thrown into lake of fire.
                  • Satan chained
                  • Satan chained and thrown into abyss for a thousand years.
                  • The First ResurrectionThose killed by the government of the beast are resurrected to spirit.

                  Millennium Begins
                  • The Millennium Government of Christ on earth with his saints for 1,000 years.
                  • At the end of the Millennium, Satan is let loose for a short time; he again deceives humanity, and war ensues. The final defeat of Satan and his angels heralds the next event.
                  • The 2nd Resurrection
                  • White throne judgement. People are resurrected to flesh and judged according to their deeds.
                  • New Jerusalem
                  • God makes a new heaven and a new earth and brings New Jerusalem from heaven down to this new earth.
                  Does anyone know how far we are through that list?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                    Does anyone know how far we are through that list?
                    So you didn't read as far as the fifth line, yet quoted the whole post?

                    Well done!
                    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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