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    I'm trying really hard not to laugh....

    but I can't help it... seriously, I spent a lot of my time in the country... cows don't charge!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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    #2
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    but I can't help it... seriously, I spent a lot of my time in the country... cows don't charge!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm
    Oh yes they do.

    I couldnt help laughing at this. For some reason my head keeps repeating "I bet he didn't see that coming".
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      #3
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
      Oh yes they do.

      I couldnt help laughing at this. For some reason my head keeps repeating "I bet he didn't see that coming".
      Well, I've never had a cow charge at me

      Same thing was going through my head... ah God love him though - bet it hurt.
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #4
        Nl

        Even the cows hate new labour
        There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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          #5
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          cows don't charge!
          One word - bullocks!
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            One word - bullocks!
            Bulls maybe but I've honestly never seen a cow charging. My best friend grew up on a dairy farm and I spent weekends, summers after school etc on the farm with her and never had a problem.... maybe they were just particularly docile cows
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #7
              Cows certainly do charge.

              It's udderly terrifying

              You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                #8
                Yes

                Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                Cows certainly do charge.

                It's udderly terrifying
                This is true , they charge when they sense mooovement
                There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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                  #9
                  I'd imagine that the cow smelled bulltulip and was going at him.

                  Anyway, how could he tell it was a cow, did he call an ambulance?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                    I'd imagine that the cow smelled bulltulip and was going at him.

                    Anyway, how could he tell it was a cow, did he call an ambulance?
                    Good question!

                    It could have been Ann Widdicombe, on heat.

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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