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    On the bench? Here's some good advice.

    Our caring Dept. of Health has issued some words of wisdom to help those currently out of work; "The Department of Health said: "If someone is feeling down after losing their job, the best solution is a new job."

    Worth every penny!

    The vegetarian option.

    #2
    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Our caring Dept. of Health has issued some words of wisdom to help those currently out of work; "The Department of Health said: "If someone is feeling down after losing their job, the best solution is a new job."

    Worth every penny!

    Well jeez, I never thought of that! D'oHhhh...
    Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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      #3
      That's where the money went

      NHS £1.5 Bn in dept all of a sudden.

      Money well spent????

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        #4
        Originally posted by James McDonagh View Post
        NHS £1.5 Bn in dept all of a sudden.

        Money well spent????
        I thought they had underrun on budgets - I heard that as a consequent of a policy change (ie not to spend unused money at the end of the budget-year) they had vast sums of money saved.

        Which is right here?
        "take me to your leader"

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          #5
          Originally posted by Grinder View Post
          I thought they had underrun on budgets - I heard that as a consequent of a policy change (ie not to spend unused money at the end of the budget-year) they had vast sums of money saved.

          Which is right here?
          I heard that they underestimated the true cost of the treatment of smoking related illnesses by a measly £4bn.

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            #6
            £11 BN in the Red by 2011

            As per 5 Live this morning.

            This is from a position of £1.5BN in the black last year.

            And the Quango Man on the radio had the temerity to suggest it was nothing to do with too many Quangos or too many managers.

            madmadmad

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              #7
              Originally posted by James McDonagh View Post
              NHS £1.5 Bn in dept all of a sudden.

              Money well spent????
              Which dept? Is it in Leeds?? I'd be prepared to move for that budget...
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                I quite like that recommendation. The previous one was probably "call it depression and give them counselling and disability benefit until they're 65".

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                  #9
                  Smoking does cost the NHS a lot, but so do obesity and age and yet these are not taxed so heavily.

                  I have a friend who is a heavy smoker who never plans to have kids, and asks why should his taxes be used to pay for other people's childrens' education.
                  "take me to your leader"

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                    #10
                    Old Age costs the NHS billions.

                    Smoke and cut the defecit

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