It's Friday....it's scorching hot (well it is up North!)...
How drunk do you plan on getting tonight?
How drunk do you plan on getting tonight?
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29Off the MAP!!! I'll be so monged I wont remember getting home, hopefully!0.00%0Oh, there'll be dancing. There may even be singing!3.45%1I will be having a few swifties after work :)13.79%4I might be able to have a little one later on. Responsibilities :(27.59%8I wont be drinking at all.44.83%13I will be drinking the juice of AndyW!10.34%3The pope is a tard. -
Do you always get really p1ssed? OR sometimes have one or two down the pub?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Nothing for me tonight. Big exercise weekend.Comment
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I very often have no booze.Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
I sometimes have one or two.
I often have big nights out.
And on special occassions I get so off my face that I p*ss myself.
Life is a varied assortment - I likes it!The pope is a tard.Comment
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I think you are an alcoholicThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I am on antibiotics so I will not be drinking at all."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Have you got the lurgy too?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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never get drunk. not any more anyway. and quite glad of it really. i'll have a few beers and that will do thankyou. by all means go and get bladdered though. just don't hurt yourself or anyone else.Comment
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Nope - infected wisdom tooth.Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
I had all of my (numerous) fillings replaced with ceramic reconstructions last year. They said one of them was quite close to the nerve and might require root canal later on, and lo and behold - I need root canal treatment."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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