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    Lard eating females on the lose in Newcastle from 4:30 (that's only a potential 12 hour drink a thon)

    Someone will get lucky tonight, but come home smelling of sick
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    Newcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.

    Classy lot like.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      Newcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.

      Classy lot like.

      Dead man walking
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        #4
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        Newcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.

        Classy lot like.
        I dont know what that is....I still get the urge now, even at work! We just think it's funny...

        We're an odd lot
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          Lard eating females on the lose in Newcastle from 4:30 (that's only a potential 12 hour drink a thon)

          Someone will get lucky tonight, but come home smelling of sick
          Oh stop flirting with me Bagpuss!!

          Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?

          It's nothing to be ashamed of!!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            Oh stop flirting with me Bagpuss!!

            Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?

            It's nothing to be ashamed of!!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Oh stop flirting with me Bagpuss!!

              Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?

              It's nothing to be ashamed of!!
              I am not Bagpuss and before we go any further:

              1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
              2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
              3) Are you really female?
              4) Are you really real.....

              If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!

              PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
              For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                I am not Bagpuss and before we go any further:

                1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
                2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
                3) Are you really female?
                4) Are you really real.....

                If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!

                PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
                For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....
                Stephen Milligan MP and the story of autoerotic asphyxiation

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  I am not Bagpuss and before we go any further:

                  1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
                  2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
                  3) Are you really female?
                  4) Are you really real.....

                  If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!

                  PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
                  For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....
                  Sorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.

                  That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    Sorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.

                    That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!
                    To put that in context Drewster she's "Fu*king lucky to get a p*ssed pity sh*g at the minute".

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