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Lard eating females on the lose in Newcastle from 4:30 (that's only a potential 12 hour drink a thon)
Someone will get lucky tonight, but come home smelling of sick
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”
Newcastle is the only place I've been where 99% of the women folk instantly flash their breasts if you point a camera at them.
Classy lot like.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
Why dont you just come out and say that you want it, SallyAnne style?
It's nothing to be ashamed of!!
I am not Bagpuss and before we go any further:
1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
3) Are you really female?
4) Are you really real.....
If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!
PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....
1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
3) Are you really female?
4) Are you really real.....
If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!
PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....
Stephen Milligan MP and the story of autoerotic asphyxiation
1) Do you have a 6'8" boyfriend?
2) Are you friendly with any "Psycotic Killers"?
3) Are you really female?
4) Are you really real.....
If you can answer No, No, Yes, Yes........ then I am happy to flirt with you!
PS - Before I come out and say "I WANT IT.... SallyAnne style" could you please supply a little more detail....
For example - If SA Style involves tangerines then I am not too sure.....
Sorry Drewster - I'm saving myself for baggy.
That's you twice rejected from me today! Mwahahahahaha!!
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