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    Good insult.

    Not sure who I'd get a chance to use it at, so it deserves it's own thread.

    Your dicks so small you pee on your balls.


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    #2
    Snaw's so fat he uses a DVD player as a pager?

    You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Amiga500 View Post
      Snaw's so fat he uses a DVD player as a pager?

      Threaded.
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #4
        Yo mammas ass is so big, light bends around it.

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          #5
          Yo mammas ass is so big, when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

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            #6
            Yo mammas so big when she jumps in the swimming pool all the water jumps out

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              #7
              You're so dense, black holes get sucked into you.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                You're so dense, black holes get sucked into you.

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                  #9
                  I know a girl who was dumped by her boyfriend and he actually said that

                  right now <whoever> is better looking than you, but you'll always be funny!

                  Top bloke!
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #10
                    Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be out alone.

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