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Moron Farm - Episode 1

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    Moron Farm - Episode 1

    In the pilot episode:

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...essary-29.html

    CyberCretin had just proposed to Monsieur le Spitroast, his retarded male French lover, that they should settle down together and farm snails in the wilds of Berkshire.

    What happened next?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    In the pilot episode:

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...essary-29.html

    CyberCretin had just proposed to Monsieur le Spitroast, his retarded male French lover, that they should settle down together and farm snails in the wilds of Berkshire.

    What happened next?
    They fecked off and lived happily ever after & the relieved inhabitants of CUK were never bothered by their inane prattle ever again.

    The End.
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #3
      13% of the snails moved out on religious grounds.
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #4
        Sasguru moved in with them.

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          #5
          Le Rosbif uncovers his secret identity, milanbenes.
          <yawnski>
          Bored.

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            #6
            Originally posted by snaw View Post
            13% of the snails moved out on religious grounds.
            No apparently 13% of the snails with funny shells suddenly started breeding like crazy.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Sasguru moved in with them.
              Only in my role as counsellor for special needs.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                No apparently 13% of the snails with funny shells suddenly started breeding like crazy.
                Bugger you're right.

                Before you know it they're all crawling around with little veils and suspicious shells on their backs ...
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #9
                  Sas, just calm down will you ?

                  I read the thread about the muslims and Cybertory and Rosbif and noticed that you appeared to be involved in some sort of argument with them.

                  Now you start your own thread in which you continue your abuse.

                  Not content with disagreeing with them on one thread, you feel it justifiable to start another with the explicit intention of aggravating them even more ?

                  I think this speaks volumes in and of itself.

                  CUK : Where abuse is just a post away....
                  Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                  C.S. Lewis

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                    #10
                    sas is an angry little man with a superiority complex and an Aygo.

                    Typical small person behaviour. He probably looks like a small terrier.

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